A Relics Christmas

Twas a month before Christmas, When all through the town, People were shopping, Some with a frown.   Austin malls were all crowded And parking was sparse, I wanted to scream “Let’s STOP this FARCE!!!”   “Shopping’s not fun anymore.” I exclaimed! I felt like a Grinch and I said “What a shame.”   “It’s that time of year When we...

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